Kingdom of Heaven is out in a Director’s Cut. as the inspiration for my current explorations into the Hospitaller Order of St. John, i’m pretty excited about this.

i decided to go check it out on amazon for details and came across something that gave me quite a giggle.

now, keep in mind that i’m a fairly mild-mannered, peace loving vegetarian.

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